What's wrong with Christianity

Ok, ever since I saw a Jesus action figure at Hasting's, I've been wanting to start a collection of things that prove that some elements of Christianity have gone horribly awry. I'll try to post some pictures every now and then.

Take this game, for instance. It's called "Salvation Challenge." Here's what the manufacturer says:

All players start at the Cross and move clockwise round the board in search of salvation. Once you land on Calvary, you throw your hands in the air, slap a red sticker on your forehead, shout "Jesus saved me!" and proceed immediately to the River Jordan for baptism.

Nice. What's next, "The Game of Jabez"?

Billy: Ohhh, great! I landed on Exile Street.

Suzy: Ha, ha! Your territory just decreased by 40%!!

God promises adventure and blessing through the cross, and some of us are at home playing board games.